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Originally Posted by ex nihilo
Like an IKEA assembly test there is no screwing involved just tongue in groove. If the test is completed to satisfaction a Valkyrie will take your soul so that you may spend eternity fighting as an Einherjar warrior in the battles of Ragnarok
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You are obviously very little versed in the ways of the Ikea assemblage system, ex-nihilo. Screws are fundamental, and when your soul enters Valhalla, the Valkyries will indeed present you with a screwdriver. The next Battle of Ragnarok will be fought at the assembly line, where you will have to show your productivity and not your courage on the battlefield. How times change, eh?