[geordiesouth]

We are all falling to bits. It’s this bloody getting older that’s the problem.
Should be a law against it.

I’ve been visiting one of drinking buddies in hospital lately. Idiot fell off a ladder and bust his head open. I feel sorry for the nurses. Him being from up north and all that. They ain’t got a clue what’s he’s saying most of the time.

He said to one of the young nurses yesterday,
“Are my testicles black”

She was so sweet. Lifting his bedsheets and holding his cock with one hand and cupping his balls with the other.
She said,
“No they look fine”

My mate replied,
“It’s very kind of you but I asked are my test results back”