Thanks for the update, Mistress Beth. It will be nice to see how your site develops in the coming weeks.
So ...
You're located in a sparsely populated and very rural part of Scotland...
Where temperatures plummet to -14 Celsius in winter...
In a big stone house with walls 4 feet thick...
With a dungeon from which no-one can hear your screams...
Completely incommunicado with the outside world...
I'm thinking Lord Summerisle here!
Do the local Vicar and Police Sergeant wear your collar as well?
P.S. I had a cat for many years. I never knew that lilies were poisonous to them. It's amazing what you learn on UKM!