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Originally Posted by geordiesouth
Oooooooh....... Very risky.
My old dad always told me,
"Son, never trust anybody who works for nowt"
At the time I didn't know what he meant. I look back now and wished I had asked him,
"But dad, if it's someone hopelessly infatuated with a beautiful sexy mistress who ties him up and spanks him...... Wouldn't he be trustworthy"
Yes I can just imagine what he would have said  |
He'd probably have put bromide in your cocoa, warned you of the dangers of onanism, and kept a careful eye on you.
And when did having the opportunity to chat to a beautiful woman ever constitute work?
And what's with the Oooooooh!? Frankie Howerd or Kenneth Williams?