Point scoring

[geordiesouth]

Letter to the mods.

Dear Mods,

I think I have come up with a solution to what has now become known as UKM, the one-upmanship forum for so called perverts.

Let’s simply have a “points scoring” thread.

Posts made can be looked at appreciatively by members outside of the niche and given………… what’s the word I’m looking for.
Points……… that’s it.

At the end of the season a tally can be taken by the mods. (Let’s face it they have fuck all to do all year) and the winner receives a free session from one of the beautiful mistresses who frequent these boards.

Waddya think ?

[posh-sub]

Fantastic idea, Geordie!!

I'm sure the Mods will jump to and implement without delay.

Or maybe not .....

Peace & Love
poshie

[platelicker]

Yes, yes I agree with Poshy....and points to be deducted for attempted points scoring on other threads.

But they will not be able to help themselves!!

[Slutty Rimmer]

Originally Posted by geordiesouth

Letter to the mods.

Dear Mods,

I think I have come up with a solution to what has now become known as UKM, the one-upmanship forum for so called perverts.

Let’s simply have a “points scoring” thread.

Posts made can be looked at appreciatively by members outside of the niche and given………… what’s the word I’m looking for.
Points……… that’s it.

At the end of the season a tally can be taken by the mods. (Let’s face it they have fuck all to do all year) and the winner receives a free session from one of the beautiful mistresses who frequent these boards.

Waddya think ?

Dear Sir,

In response to your above quoted epistle to ‘the Mods’ dated 26th April 2023 I would like, if I may, to take issue with your choice of language. Whilst disagreeing only technically on your proposal, which overall I approve of, I nonetheless feel you fall short in presentation. In particular I am keen to draw your attention to your closing query. In our circumstance the correct phrase I believe we should be using in order to maintain a moderated level of compliant discussion is ‘what do you think ?’, not ‘waddya think ?’. May I remind you Sir, although I ought not to have to point out the obvious in such a peremptory manner, this forum is titled UK-M not USA-M.

In the event of the Mods permitting a loosening of lexical standards I fear that it would not be long before we were reading phrases such as:-

‘Swap out’ in place of ‘swap over’,
‘My bad’ in place of ‘I have acted erroneously’,
and ‘Yo, I’m gonna bust yo ass Bro’ in place of ‘I challenge you Sir to a damned fine windmilling on the cobbles’.

Thank you in advance for your future attention to these matters.

Kind Regards,
S Rimmer.

+1. There, that’s me out the blocks and on my way to the Pyrenees. Up and running.

[ex nihilo]

Originally Posted by Slutty Rimmer

Dear Sir,

In response to your above quoted epistle to ‘the Mods’ dated 26th April 2023 I would like, if I may, to take issue with your choice of language. Whilst disagreeing only technically on your proposal, which overall I approve of, I nonetheless feel you fall short in presentation. In particular I am keen to draw your attention to your closing query. In our circumstance the correct phrase I believe we should be using in order to maintain a moderated level of compliant discussion is ‘what do you think ?’, not ‘waddya think ?’. May I remind you Sir, although I ought not to have to point out the obvious in such a peremptory manner, this forum is titled UK-M not USA-M.

In the event of the Mods permitting a loosening of lexical standards I fear that it would not be long before we were reading phrases such as:-

‘Swap out’ in place of ‘swap over’,
‘My bad’ in place of ‘I have acted erroneously’,
and ‘Yo, I’m gonna bust yo ass Bro’ in place of ‘I challenge you Sir to a damned fine windmilling on the cobbles’.

Thank you in advance for your future attention to these matters.

Kind Regards,
S Rimmer.

+1. There, that’s me out the blocks and on my way to the Pyrenees. Up and running.

Nice try. But I'm afraid....

[Slutty Rimmer]

Originally Posted by ex nihilo

Nice try. But I'm afraid....

Kind Regards,
Rimmer.

[ex nihilo]

Originally Posted by geordiesouth

Letter to the mods.

Dear Mods,

I think I have come up with a solution to what has now become known as UKM, the one-upmanship forum for so called perverts.

Let’s simply have a “points scoring” thread.

Posts made can be looked at appreciatively by members outside of the niche and given………… what’s the word I’m looking for.
Points……… that’s it.

At the end of the season a tally can be taken by the mods. (Let’s face it they have fuck all to do all year) and the winner receives a free session from one of the beautiful mistresses who frequent these boards.

Waddya think ?

[ex nihilo]

Originally Posted by geordiesouth

Let’s simply have a “points scoring” thread.

Posts made can be looked at appreciatively by members outside of the niche and given………… what’s the word I’m looking for.
Points……… that’s it.

At the end of the season a tally can be taken by the mods. (Let’s face it they have fuck all to do all year) and the winner receives a free session from one of the beautiful mistresses who frequent these boards.

Waddya think ?

Originally Posted by Slutty Rimmer

+1. There, that’s me out the blocks and on my way to the Pyrenees. Up and running.

Careful Sveta,



Rumour has it...

[ex nihilo]

Originally Posted by ex nihilo

Careful Sveta,



Rumour has it...

They like it. "Smokin'. Somebody stop me !"

[Lisal]

It was (sort of) fun while it lasted….