New queening stool

[ex nihilo]

Originally Posted by Ms_Tytania

You are obviously very little versed in the ways of the Ikea assemblage system, ex-nihilo. Screws are fundamental, and when your soul enters Valhalla, the Valkyries will indeed present you with a screwdriver. The next Battle of Ragnarok will be fought at the assembly line, where you will have to show your productivity and not your courage on the battlefield. How times change, eh?

Times change and how. At some stage you come to realise if you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading. A battle weary warrior removes his armour and heads off to the Valhalla assembly line. Tool in hand, productivity becomes the realisation that he is now able to do things that he was never able to do before

Originally Posted by ex nihilo

. A battle weary warrior removes his armour and heads off to the Valhalla assembly line. Tool in hand, productivity becomes the realisation that he is now able to do things that he was never able to do before

And the new battle cry will be "C'mon, giz a job!"