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Old 06-09-2010, 21:04   #1
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And as the weekend was drawing to an end, the Valkyries delivered my new queening stool. A lush piece in red leatherette, made by enslaved Nibelungen in the caves of Venusberg, where the Triple Goddess is worshipped.




In other words, I can't wait to try it, even if it means spoiling some undeserving specimen in the process
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Old 06-09-2010, 21:25   #2
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Can not imagine what its use is
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Old 06-09-2010, 23:38   #3
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And as the weekend was drawing to an end, the Valkyries delivered my new queening stool. A lush piece in red leatherette, made by enslaved Nibelungen in the caves of Venusberg, where the Triple Goddess is worshipped.

In other words, I can't wait to try it, even if it means spoiling some undeserving specimen in the process
Like an IKEA assembly test there is no screwing involved just tongue in groove. If the test is completed to satisfaction a Valkyrie will take your soul so that you may spend eternity fighting as an Einherjar warrior in the battles of Ragnarok
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Old 07-09-2010, 10:12   #4
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Like an IKEA assembly test there is no screwing involved just tongue in groove. If the test is completed to satisfaction a Valkyrie will take your soul so that you may spend eternity fighting as an Einherjar warrior in the battles of Ragnarok
You are obviously very little versed in the ways of the Ikea assemblage system, ex-nihilo. Screws are fundamental, and when your soul enters Valhalla, the Valkyries will indeed present you with a screwdriver. The next Battle of Ragnarok will be fought at the assembly line, where you will have to show your productivity and not your courage on the battlefield. How times change, eh?
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Old 07-09-2010, 18:35   #5
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It looks a nice bit of furniture but wont it be a bit uncomfortable as there is no seat for you.

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These kind of posts and replies are what makes UKM so worth reading. Just loved Ex Nihilio's quips. Mind you, that stool certainly looks the business. I only hope my Mistress doesn't get one. It looks so comfy She could probably sit on it for hours. (Trembles at the very thought).
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You are obviously very little versed in the ways of the Ikea assemblage system, ex-nihilo. Screws are fundamental, and when your soul enters Valhalla, the Valkyries will indeed present you with a screwdriver. The next Battle of Ragnarok will be fought at the assembly line, where you will have to show your productivity and not your courage on the battlefield. How times change, eh?
Times change and how. At some stage you come to realise if you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading. A battle weary warrior removes his armour and heads off to the Valhalla assembly line. Tool in hand, productivity becomes the realisation that he is now able to do things that he was never able to do before
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. A battle weary warrior removes his armour and heads off to the Valhalla assembly line. Tool in hand, productivity becomes the realisation that he is now able to do things that he was never able to do before
And the new battle cry will be "C'mon, giz a job!"
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