06-09-2010, 21:04 | #1 |
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New queening stool
And as the weekend was drawing to an end, the Valkyries delivered my new queening stool. A lush piece in red leatherette, made by enslaved Nibelungen in the caves of Venusberg, where the Triple Goddess is worshipped.
In other words, I can't wait to try it, even if it means spoiling some undeserving specimen in the process |
06-09-2010, 21:25 | #2 |
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Can not imagine what its use is
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07-09-2010, 10:12 | #4 |
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You are obviously very little versed in the ways of the Ikea assemblage system, ex-nihilo. Screws are fundamental, and when your soul enters Valhalla, the Valkyries will indeed present you with a screwdriver. The next Battle of Ragnarok will be fought at the assembly line, where you will have to show your productivity and not your courage on the battlefield. How times change, eh?
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07-09-2010, 18:35 | #5 |
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It looks a nice bit of furniture but wont it be a bit uncomfortable as there is no seat for you.
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These kind of posts and replies are what makes UKM so worth reading. Just loved Ex Nihilio's quips. Mind you, that stool certainly looks the business. I only hope my Mistress doesn't get one. It looks so comfy She could probably sit on it for hours. (Trembles at the very thought).
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