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Slutty Rimmer · 17-10-2018, 18:07

Hi Jo, sorry I’m a bit late but there was a real pig of a tail back on the M62. Anyway I’m here at last, do you mind awfully if I come into your thread for a moment and run a little test ? Don’t worry it’s non-intrusive and you can carry on chatting whilst I do the test, don’t mind me. I’ll take my shoes off so as not to trample on your nice clean discussion, there may be a bit of pig muck on the soles.

Good read by the way, your diary. You obviously get a lot of fulfilment from your time with Maggie...

...oh, a cup of tea...white no sugar ? I prefer coffee black with 4 sugars, still never mind tea will do fine.

Now, where am I....oh yes, the test...

“TESTING, TESTING, THIS IS SLUTTY CALLING...CAN YOU HEAR ME SLUTTY? ANYBODY RECEIVING ?”.

“TESTING: ONE TWO THREE, ONE...TWO...THREE.”

“THE TIME ON THIS THIS THREAD IS 19:07 ON WEDNESDAY THE 17th SEPTEMBER...”

“...IF YOU CAN REPLY THEN PLEASE COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE AND CONFIRM YOUR PLACE AND TIME...”

“MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, IT’S FLEECE WAS WHITE AS SNOW...” over.

There, all done. Thank’s Jo, and sorry for the interruption I shan’t need to bother you again and thanks also for the cuppa, a bit weak for my tastes, but nice all the same.

Cheerio, see you about. Must dash I’ve got a gammon to carve into.

Catch you later. Byeeee.

Regards,
The Fireman.

jo nep · 18-10-2018, 03:32

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Originally Posted by Slutty Rimmer

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...oh, a cup of tea...white no sugar ? I prefer coffee black with 4 sugars, still never mind tea will do fine.

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“MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, IT’S FLEECE WAS WHITE AS SNOW...” over.

There, all done. Thank’s Jo, and sorry for the interruption I shan’t need to bother you again and thanks also for the cuppa, a bit weak for my tastes, but nice all the same.
...
Regards,
The Fireman.

AND EVERY WHERE THAT MAGGIE WENT, jo WAS SURE TO GO
Time 04:30 18/10 replying to your NEW POST.

Sorry about the tea. We were fresh out of Yorkshire Gold so you got a second hand used Poundland special!

Hope you like the next DOLS entry that I am about to post.

jo nep · 18-10-2018, 03:36

All stitched up and documented in Diary of a Lancashire slave

Thanks for the kind comments by the way.

jo nep · 02-11-2018, 00:12

Diary of a Lancashire slave

geordiesouth · 02-11-2018, 06:59

We may be a world apart fetish wise, Jo me old chum. Drinks too. I am one of those G&T likers

But once again you seem to be having a lot of errrrr !!!! Fun.

jo nep · 14-11-2018, 08:59

More of my fun times documented and a Glimpse of Heaven in Diary of a Lancashire slave

jo nep · 29-11-2018, 06:12

Diary of a Lancashire slave
Enjoy.

jo nep · 13-12-2018, 09:17

Latest entry in my blog
Diary of a Lancashire slave
Enjoy and remember, don't drink too much over the festive season.

jo nep · 02-01-2019, 08:45

A Happy New Year

and if you wish to share my final session in 2018 it is available in my Diary of a Lancashire slave

I have a good feeling that 2019 will see me travelling with my Mistress further then I ever dreamed possible

jo nep · 14-01-2019, 11:36

2019 started incredibly well with a shopping trip with my PD and her husband to Cathouse near Leeds. I had taken delivery of my new rubber double-breasted mac and matched Mistress coat. What a pair we made! Read the full adventures in my Diary of a Lancashire slave

They are truly magnificent garments.

17-10-2018, 18:07	#131
Slutty Rimmer Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: In t'North of t'Country Posts: 5,522 Reputation: 160	Can I hear me...? Hi Jo, sorry I’m a bit late but there was a real pig of a tail back on the M62. Anyway I’m here at last, do you mind awfully if I come into your thread for a moment and run a little test ? Don’t worry it’s non-intrusive and you can carry on chatting whilst I do the test, don’t mind me. I’ll take my shoes off so as not to trample on your nice clean discussion, there may be a bit of pig muck on the soles. Good read by the way, your diary. You obviously get a lot of fulfilment from your time with Maggie... ...oh, a cup of tea...white no sugar ? I prefer coffee black with 4 sugars, still never mind tea will do fine. Now, where am I....oh yes, the test... “TESTING, TESTING, THIS IS SLUTTY CALLING...CAN YOU HEAR ME SLUTTY? ANYBODY RECEIVING ?”. “TESTING: ONE TWO THREE, ONE...TWO...THREE.” “THE TIME ON THIS THIS THREAD IS 19:07 ON WEDNESDAY THE 17th SEPTEMBER...” “...IF YOU CAN REPLY THEN PLEASE COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE AND CONFIRM YOUR PLACE AND TIME...” “MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, IT’S FLEECE WAS WHITE AS SNOW...” over. There, all done. Thank’s Jo, and sorry for the interruption I shan’t need to bother you again and thanks also for the cuppa, a bit weak for my tastes, but nice all the same. Cheerio, see you about. Must dash I’ve got a gammon to carve into. Catch you later. Byeeee. Regards, The Fireman. __________________ Light, Life, Love. 🌈 Trans-women are not women…they are men with a mental disorder. Protect women. “You [Rimmer] are truly a master amongst masters...” Ex Nihilo, UK-M. “Freedom only to speak inoffensivley is not worth having.” https://www.judiciary.uk/wp-content/...e-judgment.pdf “If a man can be a woman, there's no such thing as a woman.” “LGBTQIA2S+ ? Everything after the B is either fake, fashion, or illness.”

18-10-2018, 03:36	#133
jo nep Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 1,312 Reputation: 145	Mangina! All stitched up and documented in Diary of a Lancashire slave Thanks for the kind comments by the way. __________________ My PD and friend AND Diary of a Lancashire slave

02-11-2018, 00:12	#134
jo nep Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 1,312 Reputation: 145	My Bakers Dozen Diary of a Lancashire slave __________________ My PD and friend AND Diary of a Lancashire slave

02-11-2018, 06:59	#135
geordiesouth Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 7,259 Reputation: 108	We may be a world apart fetish wise, Jo me old chum. Drinks too. I am one of those G&T likers But once again you seem to be having a lot of errrrr !!!! Fun. __________________ A girls gotta have somewhere to park her bike.

14-11-2018, 08:59	#136
jo nep Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 1,312 Reputation: 145	Strawberries and cream fun More of my fun times documented and a Glimpse of Heaven in Diary of a Lancashire slave __________________ My PD and friend AND Diary of a Lancashire slave

29-11-2018, 06:12	#137
jo nep Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 1,312 Reputation: 145	The Twilight Zone Diary of a Lancashire slave Enjoy. __________________ My PD and friend AND Diary of a Lancashire slave

13-12-2018, 09:17	#138
jo nep Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 1,312 Reputation: 145	Christmas tipple. Latest entry in my blog Diary of a Lancashire slave Enjoy and remember, don't drink too much over the festive season. __________________ My PD and friend AND Diary of a Lancashire slave Last edited by jo nep; 02-01-2019 at 08:40.

02-01-2019, 08:45	#139
jo nep Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 1,312 Reputation: 145	Outer Limits A Happy New Year and if you wish to share my final session in 2018 it is available in my Diary of a Lancashire slave I have a good feeling that 2019 will see me travelling with my Mistress further then I ever dreamed possible __________________ My PD and friend AND Diary of a Lancashire slave

14-01-2019, 11:36	#140
jo nep Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 1,312 Reputation: 145	2019 and travelling 2019 started incredibly well with a shopping trip with my PD and her husband to Cathouse near Leeds. I had taken delivery of my new rubber double-breasted mac and matched Mistress coat. What a pair we made! Read the full adventures in my Diary of a Lancashire slave They are truly magnificent garments. __________________ My PD and friend AND Diary of a Lancashire slave Last edited by jo nep; 14-01-2019 at 11:44.