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Criticalmass · 07-03-2022, 09:32

Hi people not been around for a while but now back. Still with the same mistress, now in a chastity device constantly for the last 2 years..an interesting journey!

geordiesouth · 07-03-2022, 10:35

Oh come on CM…… I for one am intrigued by prolonged chastity. How do you cope. Are you ever released/relief etc. ?

Do tell.

posh-sub · 07-03-2022, 19:51

Welcome back. From .... wherever you have been.

Peace & Love
poshie

reefknot · 08-03-2022, 18:46

Welcome back CM

Madam Crimson · 19-10-2022, 12:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Criticalmass

Hi people not been around for a while but now back. Still with the same mistress, now in a chastity device constantly for the last 2 years..an interesting journey!

You were one of the familiar names from when I was last on UKM many moons ago.
Congratulaions on you being locked in chastity for so long ! some do not last long in this commitment of wearing a device.

Welcome back and hello from Me too. x

Criticalmass · 02-08-2023, 07:05

It is a funny old world as a cruise past the age of 68 (how the f##k did that happen) and the goddess of all dictates that I need new hips and a left knee. Can I do all of this while wearing a cocklock?

The GP was less than helpful, I had already done 6 months physio and osteopathy, presented him with a copy of my MRI and a supporting letter. Now refered to the muscle and bone clinc. He asked how did it happen. 'Well, sex, drugs, Rock n Roll. following Led Zepplin around on a motorcycle, 50 years of martial arts, long distance walking, mountain climbing, shooting marathons and worshiping at the alter of the Goddess Miranda'. His coment was 'They have lasted well then!'

He never enquired as too who Goddess Miranda was!

I will keep you all posted.

Slutty Rimmer · 02-08-2023, 08:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Criticalmass

…following Led Zepplin around on a motorcycle, 50 years of martial arts, long distance walking, mountain climbing, shooting marathons and worshiping at the alter of the Goddess Miranda'. His coment was 'They have lasted well then!'

He never enquired as too who Goddess Miranda was!

I will keep you all posted.

I’m surprised to read Bob, Jimmy and the two Johns couldn’t afford a motorcycle each. Still, I suppose in the early days it saved on fuel when on tour…

As for shooting marathons, there was really no need. I just used to take the wrappers off and found them quite amenable to being eaten !

Hope the operation is a Critical success.

Kind Regards,
Rimmer.

Criticalmass · 04-09-2023, 10:47

A few of you have enquired about what it is like to be in long term chastity.

I can honestly say hand on heart say that the Goddess and I have been experimenting with chastity devices for over 15 years. For me chastity, wearing a chastity device is something akin to a very low-key religion. I now cannot conceive of being without one. The upside of this means that since adopting this as a primary activity (albeit a passive one) my life is a lot simpler. I know that the rather nice lady in the bar I am talking to and I are not going to have sex or a relationship! I know that being on dating sites various other subjects is rather pointless. So this has saved me time, money and emotional mayhem. It is rather amazing life experience, one that I would not trade for anything else. Thank you Mistress Miranda.

Well I will share with you my thoughts and experiences. Chastity is not something that you can do on your own, or rather it is, but becomes a rather elaborate masturbation fetish. Those who do it on their own often put their keys in a bottle of water and then freeze the bottle, therefore, if you want to release yourself you have to wait for the ice to thaw and the key to be liberated. this is a rather classic cathartic experience. I'm not dismissing but it is very different from having a keyholder.

having a keyholder can be initially a bit of wild ride, you get erections and all sorts of odd moments during the day and night and erections are held and compressed, think of it like being in the session with your Mistresses hands gripping your penis very tight. You can have raging frustration which actually requires you to have cold showers and all spray your device with cold water or occasionally even an ice pack. And that's only the first three months.

Sessioning becomes an insane wild ride when your mistress removes the chastity device the sense and physical experience is pretty much impossible to describe. Because you physically have not been touched since your mistress fitted the device. Sometimes the sensation can be so extreme that you actually beg have the device put back, sensory overload is very common feeling.

So while the chastity device is put in a sonic cleaner the attentions and lack of attentions that your mistress applies to you is 5, 10, 15 times more intense than they were before chastity. I compare it drinking Rose's lime juice normally it's a wonderful refreshing experience, imagine drinking concentrate that is almost like syrup the impact on the taste buds is phenomenal explosion. That's what key holding chastity is like.

For the Goddess and I the session normally starts with her using steriliser around my genitals, I have been unlocked up for quite some time after that session of at least a couple of hours of teasing in a very slow milking machine. The rest is up to her imagination and desires of the day at the end if I'm allowed to orgasm, yes if!, The explosion is always so intense that if I was not gagged I would actually beg her to stop!

I use a surgical grade plastic V3 chastity device found on eBay. Initially I would not suggest that you, if you're going to go in for this is a lifestyle as I have, buy an expensive metal constricting device. Buy one of the soft silicone varieties as cheaply as possible and just try it out. Each different device has a slightly different shaped comfort in long-term wear is critical. I have found that the round rings are not nearly as comfortable as the ones which are more structurally moulded. Metal devices can be heavy and pull and pinch, long term you need comfort and control. When you decide you're going for 24/7, 365 use a harder plastic model and drill in additional vent and cleaning the holes! You will need to wash yourself twice today and sometimes dry yourself with a hairdryer.

Spirit vinegar mixed with water can be a very useful cleaning device as it will cancel out the smell of ammonia. One of the side-effects of wearing the device is an almost constant low-level dribble of pre-cum. I have found that organic coconut oil is the best lubricant to apply to your groin and legs and scrotum and stops any form of contact soreness. Chastity! It can get smelly and sticky. Use panty liners inside your underpants to catch the dribbles and of course nullify the smell. For those who are going into excessive kink wear a baby nappy!

Forget about cheating and buying an additional key, while the keys may look the same they are not! What will happen is one of three things the keyword turn, the key will turn a couple of times, after using the key several times the lock will break or jam. Usually the internal components break and the lock just spins round and round. You then have to go to your goddess confess all, and then saw the lock off. Being a bad boy can get you into it and also a lot of hot water!

The most sacred moment is when the goddess refits the lock at the end of the session.

Have fun and enjoy!

Lisal · 04-09-2023, 12:13

What a brilliant post CM!

Because of my personal circumstances I can't wear one but we have talked about it in the past

I have to say my concern then was if, for some reason, I need to remove it and herself wasn't contactable. We live quite near each other but she doesn't always have her phone with her

How does that work for you?

geordiesouth · 06-09-2023, 11:48

I agree. A lovely post and it’s so nice to read about something related to what this forum used to be about.

Good on you CM. Living the dream.

I have a chastity device too. After several attempts over the years to find one that fits so to speak. The one I have now bought over Amazon. Does the job I need it to do. One of those types with the internal lock thingy and cheap.
Yes yes I know I know…….. no jokes about the GS wallet please.

Like Lisal. It’s not possible for me to wear it (nor would I want to) all the time. But very pleasant hours and the occasional weekend of frustration is enough ta very much.

07-03-2022, 09:32	#1
Criticalmass Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: London Posts: 38 Reputation: 10	CriticalMass- Back! Hi people not been around for a while but now back. Still with the same mistress, now in a chastity device constantly for the last 2 years..an interesting journey! __________________ Often the request of "Please don't Mistress" and the reply of "Oh yes I am!" is a far more rewarding event.

07-03-2022, 10:35	#2
geordiesouth Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 7,259 Reputation: 108	Oh come on CM…… I for one am intrigued by prolonged chastity. How do you cope. Are you ever released/relief etc. ? Do tell. __________________ A girls gotta have somewhere to park her bike.

08-03-2022, 18:46	#4
reefknot Member Join Date: Feb 2022 Posts: 399 Reputation: -16	Welcome back CM __________________ Nipple clamps are an essential accessory - acording to my Mistress To be anally retentive is the ability to hold a butt plug in

02-08-2023, 07:05	#6
Criticalmass Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: London Posts: 38 Reputation: 10	Here and there! It is a funny old world as a cruise past the age of 68 (how the f##k did that happen) and the goddess of all dictates that I need new hips and a left knee. Can I do all of this while wearing a cocklock? The GP was less than helpful, I had already done 6 months physio and osteopathy, presented him with a copy of my MRI and a supporting letter. Now refered to the muscle and bone clinc. He asked how did it happen. 'Well, sex, drugs, Rock n Roll. following Led Zepplin around on a motorcycle, 50 years of martial arts, long distance walking, mountain climbing, shooting marathons and worshiping at the alter of the Goddess Miranda'. His coment was 'They have lasted well then!' He never enquired as too who Goddess Miranda was! I will keep you all posted. __________________ Often the request of "Please don't Mistress" and the reply of "Oh yes I am!" is a far more rewarding event.

04-09-2023, 10:47	#8
Criticalmass Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: London Posts: 38 Reputation: 10	In chastity A few of you have enquired about what it is like to be in long term chastity. I can honestly say hand on heart say that the Goddess and I have been experimenting with chastity devices for over 15 years. For me chastity, wearing a chastity device is something akin to a very low-key religion. I now cannot conceive of being without one. The upside of this means that since adopting this as a primary activity (albeit a passive one) my life is a lot simpler. I know that the rather nice lady in the bar I am talking to and I are not going to have sex or a relationship! I know that being on dating sites various other subjects is rather pointless. So this has saved me time, money and emotional mayhem. It is rather amazing life experience, one that I would not trade for anything else. Thank you Mistress Miranda. Well I will share with you my thoughts and experiences. Chastity is not something that you can do on your own, or rather it is, but becomes a rather elaborate masturbation fetish. Those who do it on their own often put their keys in a bottle of water and then freeze the bottle, therefore, if you want to release yourself you have to wait for the ice to thaw and the key to be liberated. this is a rather classic cathartic experience. I'm not dismissing but it is very different from having a keyholder. having a keyholder can be initially a bit of wild ride, you get erections and all sorts of odd moments during the day and night and erections are held and compressed, think of it like being in the session with your Mistresses hands gripping your penis very tight. You can have raging frustration which actually requires you to have cold showers and all spray your device with cold water or occasionally even an ice pack. And that's only the first three months. Sessioning becomes an insane wild ride when your mistress removes the chastity device the sense and physical experience is pretty much impossible to describe. Because you physically have not been touched since your mistress fitted the device. Sometimes the sensation can be so extreme that you actually beg have the device put back, sensory overload is very common feeling. So while the chastity device is put in a sonic cleaner the attentions and lack of attentions that your mistress applies to you is 5, 10, 15 times more intense than they were before chastity. I compare it drinking Rose's lime juice normally it's a wonderful refreshing experience, imagine drinking concentrate that is almost like syrup the impact on the taste buds is phenomenal explosion. That's what key holding chastity is like. For the Goddess and I the session normally starts with her using steriliser around my genitals, I have been unlocked up for quite some time after that session of at least a couple of hours of teasing in a very slow milking machine. The rest is up to her imagination and desires of the day at the end if I'm allowed to orgasm, yes if!, The explosion is always so intense that if I was not gagged I would actually beg her to stop! I use a surgical grade plastic V3 chastity device found on eBay. Initially I would not suggest that you, if you're going to go in for this is a lifestyle as I have, buy an expensive metal constricting device. Buy one of the soft silicone varieties as cheaply as possible and just try it out. Each different device has a slightly different shaped comfort in long-term wear is critical. I have found that the round rings are not nearly as comfortable as the ones which are more structurally moulded. Metal devices can be heavy and pull and pinch, long term you need comfort and control. When you decide you're going for 24/7, 365 use a harder plastic model and drill in additional vent and cleaning the holes! You will need to wash yourself twice today and sometimes dry yourself with a hairdryer. Spirit vinegar mixed with water can be a very useful cleaning device as it will cancel out the smell of ammonia. One of the side-effects of wearing the device is an almost constant low-level dribble of pre-cum. I have found that organic coconut oil is the best lubricant to apply to your groin and legs and scrotum and stops any form of contact soreness. Chastity! It can get smelly and sticky. Use panty liners inside your underpants to catch the dribbles and of course nullify the smell. For those who are going into excessive kink wear a baby nappy! Forget about cheating and buying an additional key, while the keys may look the same they are not! What will happen is one of three things the keyword turn, the key will turn a couple of times, after using the key several times the lock will break or jam. Usually the internal components break and the lock just spins round and round. You then have to go to your goddess confess all, and then saw the lock off. Being a bad boy can get you into it and also a lot of hot water! The most sacred moment is when the goddess refits the lock at the end of the session. Have fun and enjoy! __________________ Often the request of "Please don't Mistress" and the reply of "Oh yes I am!" is a far more rewarding event.

07-03-2022, 19:51	#3
posh-sub Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Brighton Posts: 979 Reputation: 108	Welcome back. From .... wherever you have been. Peace & Love poshie

04-09-2023, 12:13	#9
Lisal Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 11,319 Reputation: 973	What a brilliant post CM! Because of my personal circumstances I can't wear one but we have talked about it in the past I have to say my concern then was if, for some reason, I need to remove it and herself wasn't contactable. We live quite near each other but she doesn't always have her phone with her How does that work for you? __________________ Proud to be a woke

06-09-2023, 11:48	#10
geordiesouth Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 7,259 Reputation: 108	I agree. A lovely post and it’s so nice to read about something related to what this forum used to be about. Good on you CM. Living the dream. I have a chastity device too. After several attempts over the years to find one that fits so to speak. The one I have now bought over Amazon. Does the job I need it to do. One of those types with the internal lock thingy and cheap. Yes yes I know I know…….. no jokes about the GS wallet please. Like Lisal. It’s not possible for me to wear it (nor would I want to) all the time. But very pleasant hours and the occasional weekend of frustration is enough ta very much. __________________ A girls gotta have somewhere to park her bike.