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'Elf and Safety
I wonder how many Dommes have considered having to comply with 'Elf and Safety legislation, PAT testing, Fire Risk assessments, means of Escape!!
The mind boggles at the thought of some official 'inspection' visit by H&SE.  Should one or two of the 'subs' on here become professional 'experts' and offer 'free' assessments? 
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The dungeon I work from is also a functioning photographic studio so has to comply with all that sort of thing anyway, and luckily for everyone else, it's the much-more-organised Angelica who runs it and takes care of all that. If I was left in charge of health and safety we'd all be doomed ("What, you think it'd be dangerous to set fire to his trousers indoors? Really? Bah! Might as well give it a go anyway...")
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10-11-2009, 15:46
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'Elf and Safety in a dungeon isnt to bad until the elfs get hold of a few toads tools and start toasting them
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10-11-2009, 16:32
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I foresee the Health & Safety Inspector becoming a popular role-play archetype, alongside the School Teacher, the Matron, the Policewoman, and the Military Interrogator.
The part would be particularly apt for the guest Mistress in a double Domme scenario  But let's not mock elfin safety: it's very important to the elf community and the National Elf Service 
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And I suppose that if you had your home cleaned they would provide a gnome service ?
In reply to forest's post, I can imagine a domme dressed in white overalls standing with a clip board watching someone getting thrashed, giving instructions to the other domme on holding the strap, wrist action, follow through action and timing. The you would have to have the whipping bench checked for 'elf and safety, to make sure it is fit for purpose
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Sad to say thats is my profession, i have given the odd piece of advice to my mistress, if asked of course
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