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Old 01-02-2024, 12:57   #1
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Cavallino Rampante to kick Red Bull’s ass…

So, we have breaking news that Lewis will be driving for the team in Rosso Corsa in the 2025 season alongside Charles Leclerc.

To be confirmed later in the week, according to news flow.

If there is anyone to bring in the sponsors and revitalise the biggest name in F1, Lewis can.

He has a score to settle after being cheated out of the 2021 title in outrageous fashion…
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Cavallino Rampante to kick Red Bull’s ass…

So, we have breaking news that Lewis will be driving for the team in Rosso Corsa in the 2025 season alongside Charles Leclerc.

To be confirmed later in the week, according to news flow.

If there is anyone to bring in the sponsors and revitalise the biggest name in F1, Lewis can.

He has a score to settle after being cheated out of the 2021 title in outrageous fashion…
Ferrari has long been the retirement home of choice for drivers more interested in chasing money rather than championships.

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Can you blame him ? He has 8 already.

I expect Lewis has his eye on both.

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Default Horner now in a corner...

Red Bull, the owner of Red Bull Racing, has brought in a specialist barrister to investigate a dossier on alleged inappropriate and controlling behaviour of Christian Horner towards a female employee.

The lawyer meets with Horner this Friday in Milton Keynes, to go over the findings.

Helmut Marko, who never has a microphone out of his face, will not comment on this matter. Folk in the know, say this speaks volumes.

If Horner resigns on Friday, it is rumoured that Newey might be on his way to Ferrari.

These things are not to be taken lightly. Remember, it was Mourinho’s controlling and inappropriate behaviour to Dr Eva Carneiro, that brought about his own downfall. The dressing room turned on him and gave Eva their support.

Wonder if there’s similar brouhaha going on at RBR ?

Lewis might be ahead of the curve on this one…
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Default Picking up some rays F1 pre-season...



Lewis looking pretty relaxed during a break in Brazil.

Always good to pick up the Senna vibes...
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Lewis has always been mind blown by this lap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pktF3wJKfxo

Just 8 turns to pass the 4 leading cars, including three drivers who were or would be world champions and were in faster cars. Best lap ever…
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Can you blame him ? He has 8 already.

I expect Lewis has his eye on both.

He needs more than just the shadow of a horn if he is to match James Simon Wallis Hunt.

Hunt’s son confirmed in a biography of his father that the rumour of James having a weekend long orgy with 35 air-stewardesses was true.

Good gods. That’s a full on 1680 stewardess-hours orgy* which is at least one order of magnitude above the average everyday typical sex orgy. Chapeau to the real horny goat…



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* Even Geordie would have trouble matching that with his £25k annual sex budget !

…unless he knows where he can get some sexy fun for £14.88/hr.
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Hunt’s son confirmed in a biography of his father that the rumour of James having a weekend long orgy with 35 air-stewardesses was true.

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Wasn't that good at Box, Box though, otherwise his missus wouldn't have run off with a much older Richard Burton.

A one-time World Chump, who only won by virtue of Nikki's absence at the tail end of the season, following a serious accident at Nurburgring...
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She probably needed the rest and recuperation ! Poor lass.

Not all women have an appetite.

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