UKM - Are there any green-fingered subs in the Suffolk area? - UK

groveller · 01-07-2013, 18:45

Supine solicitations to one and all.

Do you shake a mean rake?
Do you bovver with a hover?
Are you a kinky so-and-so to boot?

If so then read on....

Mistress Tiffany is offering a one-hour session in return for help clearing her garden that has overgrown during
Her time away in the Orient. Enquiries may be made via the contact details on Her website: http://www.thedommequeen.com.

Bring your own wellies. :-)

geordiesouth · 02-07-2013, 07:26

A few years back I did exactly the same thing for Mistress Rose (Farnbrough). Not so much in exchange for a session though. We are pals.
More like an exhausted me lying in the hot tub with her bringing me beer every twenty minutes or so.
A lovely day and for someone like me who appreciates a nice garden. Very satisfying.

Errrrrr......... If your wondering why a gentleman like me would allow a lady to wait on me. Rose was wearing her bikini and I really would have embarrassed myself if I had stood up in the hot tub...... If you know what I mean.

MrBromley · 02-07-2013, 22:14

That would be the fact that you've got a pussy that you're refering to?

geordiesouth · 02-07-2013, 23:11

Yes......... That day a very wet one.

01-07-2013, 18:45	#1
groveller Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 20 Reputation: 10	Are there any green-fingered subs in the Suffolk area? Supine solicitations to one and all. Do you shake a mean rake? Do you bovver with a hover? Are you a kinky so-and-so to boot? If so then read on.... Mistress Tiffany is offering a one-hour session in return for help clearing her garden that has overgrown during Her time away in the Orient. Enquiries may be made via the contact details on Her website: http://www.thedommequeen.com. Bring your own wellies. :-) __________________ The funeral was held today for the world's greatest masochist. In keeping with his wishes, his last requests were completely ignored. - The Two Ronnies, News Sketch

02-07-2013, 22:14	#3
MrBromley Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 369 Reputation: 40	That would be the fact that you've got a pussy that you're refering to? __________________ Certified grade II listed weirdo

02-07-2013, 07:26	#2
geordiesouth Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 7,244 Reputation: 108	A few years back I did exactly the same thing for Mistress Rose (Farnbrough). Not so much in exchange for a session though. We are pals. More like an exhausted me lying in the hot tub with her bringing me beer every twenty minutes or so. A lovely day and for someone like me who appreciates a nice garden. Very satisfying. Errrrrr......... If your wondering why a gentleman like me would allow a lady to wait on me. Rose was wearing her bikini and I really would have embarrassed myself if I had stood up in the hot tub...... If you know what I mean.

02-07-2013, 23:11	#4
geordiesouth Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 7,244 Reputation: 108	Yes......... That day a very wet one.