UKM - Nettles - Page 2 - UK

SlaveP · 19-05-2016, 21:55

Another new experience survived. Followed advice given here and coped better than I thought. Certainly leaves a post session after glow.

Slutty Rimmer · 21-05-2016, 08:09

I remember as a child 'experimenting' with masochism by using nettles. All the boys used it as a dare to see who could hold or squeeze the nettles for the longest. I won easily which may have been an indicator to my later path in life.

As a wanking adolescent I furthered the experimenting by using them on my genitals whilst perusing my contact mags. The pain was only fleeting and it was really just the sight of the reddened and blebbed skin that alarmed me in any way, but even that didn't last for long afterwards.

Later still, as a paying masochist the experience was repeated by having them stuffed down my undies prior to leaving her presence at the end of a session. It was a mild form of pain on the drive home and actually the worst part was trying to get the nettle stains out in the wash.

Now, I am developing a relationship with an inexperienced amateur lady who has been reading around the subject of CBT to further her knowledge and enjoyment. She is threatening and looking forward to torturing my balls with a bunch of fresh nettles whilst at the same time suffocating me by sitting on my face in latex knickers. I have not the heart to spoil her fun and tell her that nettles hold no fear for me. It will not be a test of my endurance but rather a test of my acting abilities...can I make my "Oooh Mistress that hurts sooo much. Please stop !" sound sufficiently convincing ? I do not want to discourage her early kinky attempts and spoil the journey of discovery but I do want to progress her from the low foothills to the high peaks. We shall see how it goes.

The latex facesitting and suffocating will require no acting on my part.

The best thing to do with nettles is make soup from them. High in iron, cheap and healthy.

Regards,
Rimmer.

geordiesouth · 21-05-2016, 08:14

Wine too.

21-05-2016, 09:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlaveP

Another new experience survived. Followed advice given here and coped better than I thought. Certainly leaves a post session after glow.

Great

Don't listen to others who say the best ting is make wine or soup the best place for nettles is wrapped around genitalia

Slutty Rimmer · 21-05-2016, 09:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by reefknot

Great

Don't listen to others who say the best ting is make wine or soup the best place for nettles is wrapped around genitalia

After which you make the soup or the wine !

It is a win-win recycling heaven. Kinky hippies* would love it.

Regards,
Rimmer.

* The Kinky Hippies; 70's progressive rock-combo. They got to number 8 in 1976 with You Can't Put Willy Where Willy Won't Go. My Uncle was the bass player in their early days** before they reached obscurity.

** Early Days; In my opinion one of Macca's best ever songs. For those who say he is past it should listen to his New album which was released a few years ago. More melodic, intelligent, observant, and inventive than anything being done by the new kids. Early Days is a beautiful and simple yet defiant and proud reclamation of his own past from the pundits and bullsh*tters. It even has the majesty of a drone which comes in part way through.

I like the way in which the frailty of his ageing voice is emphasised to give authority to the elegiac memories, but he still manages to get his famous Little Richard*** impersonation in there at the end.

"They can't take it from me, if they tried. I lived through those early days."

https://youtu.be/QvBVIA_ZaNg

The video is presumably a Black deep South translation of the Woolton village fete, and a retold story of the Lennon-McCartney breakout. Witness the matriarchal funeral and then running into the future at the end. Complete with the iconic sunglasses. Very intelligent film making.

*** By all accounts a true kinkster.

Mrs.Illucia · 03-06-2016, 09:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlaveP

My Owner has ordered me to bring Her nettles for flogging and CBT. Any tips on what to expect, for how long, precautions and remedies please?

SlaveP, my advice as a professional Mistress is, have faith in your Mistress because She knows what's good for you. Because if people from the healt sector say that it's good to drink nettle tea and eat nettle soup and nettle cheese then it must be healty too using them in a session

Have fun.

Mrs Illucia, co-owner Studio House of Submission, The Hague, Holland

Svetlana · 17-02-2022, 12:51

French nettles sting worse than English nettles. Down front of pants make much pain.

reefknot · 17-02-2022, 12:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Svetlana

French nettles sting worse than English nettles. Down front of pants make much pain.

I will take your word for it Mistress

21-05-2016, 08:09	#2
Slutty Rimmer Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: In t'North of t'Country Posts: 5,520 Reputation: 160	I remember as a child 'experimenting' with masochism by using nettles. All the boys used it as a dare to see who could hold or squeeze the nettles for the longest. I won easily which may have been an indicator to my later path in life. As a wanking adolescent I furthered the experimenting by using them on my genitals whilst perusing my contact mags. The pain was only fleeting and it was really just the sight of the reddened and blebbed skin that alarmed me in any way, but even that didn't last for long afterwards. Later still, as a paying masochist the experience was repeated by having them stuffed down my undies prior to leaving her presence at the end of a session. It was a mild form of pain on the drive home and actually the worst part was trying to get the nettle stains out in the wash. Now, I am developing a relationship with an inexperienced amateur lady who has been reading around the subject of CBT to further her knowledge and enjoyment. She is threatening and looking forward to torturing my balls with a bunch of fresh nettles whilst at the same time suffocating me by sitting on my face in latex knickers. I have not the heart to spoil her fun and tell her that nettles hold no fear for me. It will not be a test of my endurance but rather a test of my acting abilities...can I make my "Oooh Mistress that hurts sooo much. Please stop !" sound sufficiently convincing ? I do not want to discourage her early kinky attempts and spoil the journey of discovery but I do want to progress her from the low foothills to the high peaks. We shall see how it goes. The latex facesitting and suffocating will require no acting on my part. The best thing to do with nettles is make soup from them. High in iron, cheap and healthy. Regards, Rimmer. __________________ Light, Life, Love. 🌈 Trans-women are not women…they are men with a mental disorder. Protect women. “You [Rimmer] are truly a master amongst masters...” Ex Nihilo, UK-M. “Freedom only to speak inoffensivley is not worth having.” https://www.judiciary.uk/wp-content/...e-judgment.pdf “If a man can be a woman, there's no such thing as a woman.” “LGBTQIA2S+ ? Everything after the B is either fake, fashion, or illness.” Last edited by Slutty Rimmer; 21-05-2016 at 08:52.

21-05-2016, 08:14	#3
geordiesouth Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 7,259 Reputation: 108	Wine too. __________________ A girls gotta have somewhere to park her bike.

19-05-2016, 21:55	#1
SlaveP Member Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 107 Reputation: 10	Another new experience survived. Followed advice given here and coped better than I thought. Certainly leaves a post session after glow.

17-02-2022, 12:51	#7
Svetlana Member Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Pyrenees Atlantique, France Posts: 97 Reputation: 10	French nettles sting worse than English nettles. Down front of pants make much pain.