Milking table

[geordiesouth]

There are hardly enough of us to ask. But I thought I would put this one out there.
Has anyone had experience of this or know of anyone who uses one in session.

[Slutty Rimmer]

Originally Posted by geordiesouth

There are hardly enough of us to ask. But I thought I would put this one out there.
Has anyone had experience of this or know of anyone who uses one in session.

Not even sure what one is, sounds my sort of thing though.

I do like that term ‘milking’ when referring to human specimens. Very kinky and it creates some strong imagery.

So, what is a milking table ? It’s not just a three legged table is it ?

Kind Regards,
Page 130.

[AlanGB]

I have had the pleasure, there used to be a very nice lady in Northampton, Carol(?); who had one. The bad news is that it was 15 or more years ago.

If you’re into tie and tease with edging it does make a very pleasant change although it does tend to reduce the options a bit. Swings and roundabouts really. Her’s was a standard massage table that had been modified and she did say that she found it a bit cramped underneath, she would have liked it a bit higher. That of course would have the knock on effect of making it less convenient to get on.

So, yes it was enjoyable and I would do it again if it was offered but I wouldn’t make a point if looking for it.

HTH
Alangb

[geordiesouth]

Originally Posted by AlanGB

I have had the pleasure, there used to be a very nice lady in Northampton, Carol(?); who had one. The bad news is that it was 15 or more years ago.

If you’re into tie and tease with edging it does make a very pleasant change although it does tend to reduce the options a bit. Swings and roundabouts really. Her’s was a standard massage table that had been modified and she did say that she found it a bit cramped underneath, she would have liked it a bit higher. That of course would have the knock on effect of making it less convenient to get on.

So, yes it was enjoyable and I would do it again if it was offered but I wouldn’t make a point if looking for it.

HTH
Alangb

We all get older Alan. Heaven forbid I find one of those tables (and the lady to go with it) and it’s too high, I can’t get me leg over.

[geordiesouth]

There is a lady on AW who offers massage on a milking table.
£450 for 90 minutes.

Wonder how much she would charge if I ask her if I could block up the hole.

[Bjorn Brimble]

Originally Posted by geordiesouth

There is a lady on AW who offers massage on a milking table.
£450 for 90 minutes.

£450 for a massage?

Pull the udder one GS.

Originally Posted by geordiesouth

Wonder how much she would charge if I ask her if I could block up the hole.

She'd probably shake her head and say same price. I suppose you could always lait on your back instead.

[Slutty Rimmer]

Originally Posted by geordiesouth

There is a lady on AW who offers massage on a milking table.
£450 for 90 minutes.

Wonder how much she would charge if I ask her if I could block up the hole.

You think she might charge you for putting some wood in t’hole ? What makes you think she would be so mercenary as to charge you more for shutting the parlour door to keep the draft out* ?

If she is from Yorkshire then she might well charge you more if you asked if she would get beneath the table then masturbate and fellate your tumescent penis through the aperture in the massage bench until you reached orgasmic fulfilment, but surely not just for shutting a door ?

What is it with everyone of late, asking some pretty silly questions ? Are we all demob happy as we see the pandemic receding and our liberties returned ?

Kind Regards,
Det Insp Jack Regan.

* The Lady once asked me if I wanted my old fella wanking off one afternoon, I regretted to inform her that my Father was nowhere in the vicinity and he would in any case be unlikely to have sufficient stamina to sustain an erection for the requisite time, with his age and condition. A quick phone call confirmed this to be the case, and he was in any case in Thirsk at the time. She then informed she had actually meant my John Thomas, but unfortunately I know nobody of that nomenclature.

It was a strange and unfulfilling day, she didn’t even offer to manually stimulate my penis to ejaculation through reciprocal hand action along its full erect length.