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Slutty Rimmer · 17-02-2018, 18:05

This is an inverted ‘Wher Can I’ because I am seeking advice on how and where I can skip or recycle unwanted kink items.

How would a chap dispose of a stack of silicone dildos ? Those monster ‘eyes bigger than bumhole’ purchases that are bought on a lustful whim but just gather dust because they are really an impossible fantasy. I have collected quite a few over the years but haven’t a clue how to get rid of them.

I can’t just put them in the food bin as they are not compostable, and they do not fit any of the glass/plastic/paper recycling bins. It is quite a problem for us pervs and kinksters, or come to that just plain vanilla players.

Advice is needed on how to discreetly and responsibly dispose of old dildos and sex toys. Please don’t suggest going to the local recycling tip run by the gypos and asking them where I should shove my dildos...they tend to take things literally in the ‘travelling’ community and are not known for their sense of whimsy and abstract humour.

Sex-toy recycling ? I sense a business opportunity for the perv-pound economy.

Kind Regards,
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Slutty Rimmer Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: In t'North of t'Country Posts: 5,516 Reputation: 160	Dildo Dilemmas. This is an inverted ‘Wher Can I’ because I am seeking advice on how and where I can skip or recycle unwanted kink items. How would a chap dispose of a stack of silicone dildos ? Those monster ‘eyes bigger than bumhole’ purchases that are bought on a lustful whim but just gather dust because they are really an impossible fantasy. I have collected quite a few over the years but haven’t a clue how to get rid of them. I can’t just put them in the food bin as they are not compostable, and they do not fit any of the glass/plastic/paper recycling bins. It is quite a problem for us pervs and kinksters, or come to that just plain vanilla players. Advice is needed on how to discreetly and responsibly dispose of old dildos and sex toys. Please don’t suggest going to the local recycling tip run by the gypos and asking them where I should shove my dildos...they tend to take things literally in the ‘travelling’ community and are not known for their sense of whimsy and abstract humour. Sex-toy recycling ? I sense a business opportunity for the perv-pound economy. Kind Regards, Page 130. __________________ Light, Life, Love. 🌈 Trans-women are not women…they are men with a mental disorder. Protect women. “You [Rimmer] are truly a master amongst masters...” Ex Nihilo, UK-M. “Freedom only to speak inoffensivley is not worth having.” https://www.judiciary.uk/wp-content/...e-judgment.pdf “If a man can be a woman, there's no such thing as a woman.” “LGBTQIA2S+ ? Everything after the B is either fake, fashion, or illness.”