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Old 10-10-2009, 11:04   #1
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Talking 'Elf and Safety

I wonder how many Dommes have considered having to comply with 'Elf and Safety legislation, PAT testing, Fire Risk assessments, means of Escape!!
The mind boggles at the thought of some official 'inspection' visit by H&SE.
Should one or two of the 'subs' on here become professional 'experts' and offer 'free' assessments?
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I wonder how many Dommes have considered having to comply with 'Elf and Safety legislation, PAT testing, Fire Risk assessments, means of Escape!!
The mind boggles at the thought of some official 'inspection' visit by H&SE.
Should one or two of the 'subs' on here become professional 'experts' and offer 'free' assessments?
Ok then, does a visiting Domme provide you with a gnome service?

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The dungeon I work from is also a functioning photographic studio so has to comply with all that sort of thing anyway, and luckily for everyone else, it's the much-more-organised Angelica who runs it and takes care of all that. If I was left in charge of health and safety we'd all be doomed ("What, you think it'd be dangerous to set fire to his trousers indoors? Really? Bah! Might as well give it a go anyway...")
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Ok then, does a visiting Domme provide you with a gnome service?
And would she have to change her name to Fairy Nuff?
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("What, you think it'd be dangerous to set fire to his trousers indoors? Really? Bah! Might as well give it a go anyway...")
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'Elf and Safety in a dungeon isnt to bad until the elfs get hold of a few toads tools and start toasting them
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I foresee the Health & Safety Inspector becoming a popular role-play archetype, alongside the School Teacher, the Matron, the Policewoman, and the Military Interrogator.

The part would be particularly apt for the guest Mistress in a double Domme scenario

But let's not mock elfin safety: it's very important to the elf community and the National Elf Service
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